FAQ
Please allow me to address your concerns with this list of Fervently Asserted Queries:
When do you update?
I’m aiming for Wednesdays, but it could be any time between Sunday and Saturday. Let’s just say “once a week.”
I don’t think that one thing you did qualifies as “something.”
And I don’t think your face qualifies as something.
You seem to have written most of these before the site actually launched; did anyone actually ask these questions?
Nope.
Can I go to the mall with Janie?
What did your mother say?
That’s not fair! Why do you always take her side?
Honey, I’m not taking sides, I just want…
You never let me do anything!
That’s not true. We…
I hate you! I hate you! I HATE YOU!
Go to your room!
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Dude, what do you do for a living? How do you survive? Does being awesome really pay the bills?
So being really awesome should pay the bills, but I am only kind of awesome, so I am poor.
So funny! I agree with the first commenter!! However, I AM awesome, and no….still broke! 😦