I’m having some computer problems this week, so you get a design:

Because I crochet.
The intent was to put it on some merchandise. I still may, but some weird stuff kept me from being very productive this week.

Hooker Pride!
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You crocher.
This is hilarious! Have you heard of Takao Sakai? He makes beards out of azuki beans, and he also makes masks, hats, etc. out of pastries. Seeing your beard reminded me of his bean beards. He’s on facebook, if you want to check him out.
In college, some dorms have friendly softball or ultimate frisbee rivalries. We had hooker vs. needle junkie rivalries for who could produce more granny square blankets per semester. Smith College would have loved you…except for the whole testicle thing.