This is my neighbors’ abandoned pickup truck. It’s ugly and dirty, the tires are flat, and it’s depressing.
According to the plates, it’s been there for at least 9 years, and it looks it.
I’m sick of looking at this truck. I see it everyday when I leave, and it’s the first thing that greets me when I come home. I’d really like the truck gone, but I know that’s not going to happen anytime soon. So, I did the next best thing to moving it; I disguised it.
Say hello to the new and improved Bernard T. Pickupington III:
Let’s get a closeup of that monocle and truckstache:
I love you, Mr. Pickupington!
Truck? What truck? I see only this distinguished gentleman. How do you do sir?
Everything is made from cardboard wrapped in plastic, so it should be pretty weatherproof. I guess we’ll find out.
New post all about the new and improved Truckstache.